| Why did the Chicken Cross the road? |
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ROBERT DE NIRO:....Are you telling me the
chicken crossed that road? Is that what you're telling me?
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:....I envision a world where all chickens, be they're
black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA:....In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone
told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY:....To die. In the rain.
ARISTOTLE:....It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
SADDAM HUSSEIN:....This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and violence by
counter-revolutionary terrorists and we were forced to defend ourselves from the
menace of the chicken by dropping 500 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN:....What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:....To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FREUD:....The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. How do you feel about your mother?
BILL GATES:....We have just released eChicken 2000, which will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs (only in the proprietary brown_ms.egg format), file your
important documents, and balance your cheque book and Internet Explorer is an
inextricable part of the Chicken.
EINSTEIN:....Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON:....I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean
by chicken? Could you define the word "chicken"?
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| Away Weekends
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We are planning our South Mozambique away weekend in August, All Interested Guests
please contact us as space will be limited to 18 Persons.
The Sodwana Bay weekend will take place in October, again space will be limited to 18
Persons (Divers)
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| MIGHTY MAXINE SATELLITE TAG COMPETITION |
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Maxine, a ragged tooth shark with an extraordinary true life story is the icon for
the SAVE OUR SEAS FOUNDATION M-SEA PROGRAMME, a unique shark conservation programme.
In March 2004 Maxine was released back into the ocean after spending 9 years in the
Two Oceans Aquarium in South Africa. Before Maxine was released she was tagged with 2
satellite tags, which are programmed to surface on different dates.
The first tag will surface on the 15 June 2004 and you are invited to enter the
competition and guess where her tag will surface.
THERE ARE GREAT PRIZES TO BE WON:
First Prize:
A Mares top of the range fin, mask and snorkel set PLUS a Coral Wetsuit
Second Prize:
A Great White Cage Dive
Third Prize:
A year's subscription to Africa Geographic Magazine
PLUS
Each of the winners will also receive a Save Our Seas Foundation Conservation Pack
with Bag, T shirt, Cap, Calendar, Pen, Pencil and Brochure.
To enter the competition and guess where Maxine's first satellite tag will surface go
to: http://www.aoca.org.za
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| Congratulations |
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A Hearty well done to the following Students.
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| Caroline Katzenberger |
SSI Open Water Diver |
| Tyron Ferreira |
SSI Open Water Diver |
| Andy Katzelberger |
Speciality Diver |
| Debbie Scattergood |
Advanced Open Water Diver |
| Dave Scattergood |
Advanced Open Water Diver |
| Johnny Janse van Rensberg |
SSI EAN Nitrox Diver |
| Victoria Treebie |
SSI EAN Nitrox Diver |
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| CLASSIFIEDS |
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| Gary's - DID You KNOW |
1930s - Guy Gilpatric pioneered the use of rubber goggles with glass
lenses for skin diving. By the mid-1930s, face masks, fins, and snorkels were in common
use. Fins were patented by Louis de Corlieu in 1933.
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| Contact Sea Forever |
Physical Address
No 16 Westward Drive, Widenham, Umkomaas, Kwa-Zulu Natal
Postal Address
Postnet Suite #72
Private Bag X5516, Scottburgh, 4180
Contact Numbers
Telephone: (039) 973-0565
Facsimile: (039) 973-0545
Gary: (+27 82) 553-2204
Nancy: (+27 82) 553-2205
Vaughn: (+27 83) 231-7777
E-mail Addresses
Bookings: bookings@seaforever.com
Information: info@seaforever.com
Gary: gary@seaforever.com
Nancy: nancy@seaforever.com
Vaughn: vaughn@seaforever.com
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| Tariffs |
Per Night |
Twin Rooms Per Person
Single Supplement |
R 225.00
R 65.00 |
| Double Room |
R 450.00 |
| Family Room |
R 650.00 |
| Set Dinner Supplement |
R 65.00 |
| Lunches Al La Carte |
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R 150.00 |
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